Donald Trump did not just gain the power to change the USA’s future yesterday. He also gained a daughter, or so she claims! Pakistan is a debt-ridden economy and its people are alive on hand-outs. However, their greed for reliance on international aid has taken an unexpected turn with an unusual twist – Abbu Jihad.
Recently, a video has gone viral again featuring a Pakistani girl claiming to be none other than Donald Trump’s daughter. Is this the new phase of Pakistan’s escalating dependency on US support? The comedic claim adds a bizarre layer to the country’s well-known financial pleas. Could Abbu Jihad be Pakistan’s bold new way to keep foreign aid coming?
Donald Trump Suffers Abbu Jihad – A Hilarious Plot Twist
A Pakistani woman claims to be Donald Trump's real daughter.
She says she loves Islam and is a Muslim, but white people are surprised at her presence in Pakistan. She tells them that her stepmother Levana (that's the Punjabi Melania) didn't treat her well, so her biological… pic.twitter.com/pweoVFgdSH
— Rakesh Krishnan Simha (@ByRakeshSimha) November 7, 2024
The now-infamous video of a Pakistani girl claiming Donald Trump as her father has taken the internet by storm. Some netizens have named this new tactics – Abbu Jihad! With a straight face, she declares herself Trump’s “Muslim and Punjabi daughter.” She stresses how she loves Islam and is a Muslim in a very fake American English accent.
Why? Because if she claims to be Donald Trump’s daughter, she could be a Christian by faith!
And in intolerant Pakistan, non-Muslims are free game – for rape and murder!!
The deranged girl even went after Melania Trump. Claiming that the Mrs. Trump disliked her and so her biological mother got her back to Pakistan! In the deranged monologue, she also claimes that Trump says “Merry Christman” because she loved decorating with “cherry” during Christmas!
Her wild claims had social media light up in laughter, with users quipping about Trump’s “new family branch” straight from Pakistan!!
As outrageous as it seems, this incident provides a moment of comic relief amid Pakistan’s tough times. This new Abbu Jihad seems a way to either get your “15 seconds of fame” or some monetary aid! However, all it truly did was give many viewers a hearty laugh at Pakistan’s expense!
Pakistan – A Nation With A Gaint Debt And China Problems
Pakistan’s financial situation is far from stable. It walked head-first into the China debt trap. The gung-ho politicians flexed muscle at the US aid and sided with the BRI project. Thereby, losing access to the unlimited IMF loans and US funds. However, the Chinese economy is in decline and there are growing attacks on Chinese nationals in Pakistan’s Khyber Pakhtunkhwa region. Hence, China is leaning heavily on Pakistan asking for its pound of flesh from Pakistan. The debt-ridden Pakistan finally had to go bent knees to the US to get relief package.
However, Pakistan is the biggest joke among civilized nations with an economy that leans heavily on foreign aid, loans, and relief packages.
With the rising inflation, shrinking job market, and spiking radicalism, some Pakistanis use creative ways to rid themselves of their misery. Either these Pakistani citizens take to join the terrorist organizations that feed them well while showing them wet dreams of 72 Hoors! Or they turn into thieves and beggars on their Pilgrims to Saudi Arabia and other nations.
However, the bizarre ‘Abbu Jihad‘ tactic seems to make them not just destitute but also delusional!
Pakistan: A Future of “Creative Diplomacy”?
If the debt wasn’t enough, Pakistani media and social media platforms are flooded with this embarrassing video. And the timing could not be better! Right on the heels of the declaration of “Trump’s my Daddy” came the declaration of victory from the Trump Camp! Hence, the viral claims of Abbu Jihad suit the monologue of “Donald Trump’s true blood duaghter” video.They paint a picture of a nation willing to try any strategy – no matter how bizarre – to attract global attention and funds.
As Pakistan navigates economic woes, its citizens’ “innovative” approaches to attracting attention and funds for survival from the US. Whether it’s claiming to be long-lost American relatives or securing Saudi funds with pilgrim diplomacy, Pakistan’s approach to begging is nothing if not entertaining. If nothing else, Pakistan’s Abbu Jihad antics can be depended upon to add humor to daily lives of the hardworking netizens!