Pakistan has finally found a national hobby more unifying than electricity shortages – crying about Dhurandhar. Their TV studios are melting faster than their foreign reserves, and the latest conspiracy theory is so absurd it deserves an award.
According to Pakistan’s pseudo-intellectual elite (a phrase used here with Olympic-level generosity), PM Modi not only inspired Dhurandhar but personally wrote the script, – soon they shall claim PM Modi approved the frames, the runtime, and probably the popcorn too. Ridiculous and ludicrous have officially resigned from the dictionary; they now simply say, “See Pakistan.”
Peak Pakistani Stupidity on Dhurandhar’s Script
On a show that passes for news in Pakistan, Naeem Hanif grandly declared he had “reliable information” that Modi vetted the script of Dhurandhar. The same man who got slapped with a PKR.10 crore defamation notice by Saba Qamar and spread massive misinformation on Operation Sindoor – claimed to be “reliable”!
Then enters Mubasher Lucman into the controversial conversation – he is the epitome of sleazy Pakistani Uncles who have turned hypocrisy into a full-time profession. He confidently added that the film is 3.5 hours long because the producers didn’t want to offend Modi.
Yes, you read that right – Dhurandhar rattles Pakistan so badly that they want to spin its truths into Modi’s propaganda!
These two middle-aged mouth farters are the same Pakistani commentators who openly fantasise about Bollywood actresses as maal-e-ghanimat and call for Ghazwa-e-Hind to earn ghazi status by killing “idol worshippers.” With intellectual leaders like these, imagine what the remaining 90% (who can’t locate India on a map without Google) must be thinking. Or rather, not thinking.
Meanwhile, Lucman – whose own niece Aima Baig just married an Ahmadi – spends his airtime whipping up Islamist rage and lecturing India on morality.
Fix your own house, champ. It’s burning brighter than your outrage. And to answer their viral question: “Why does Pakistan win the narrative on social media but lose to India in filmmaking?”
Because filmmaking requires money, talent, vision, freedom, and industry, not hashtags, tantrums, and delusions of grandeur.
As one Indian put it perfectly: Tumhari aukaat hi nahi.
Dhurandhar Exposed Pakistan’s Deepest Fear: Reality
What truly hurts Pakistan is that Dhurandhar shows what their government denies daily:
- Pakistan’s hand in Kandahar
- Pakistan’s hand in the Parliament attack
- Pakistan’s hand in 26/11
These are not “Modi scripts” or anti-Pakistan narratives – These are documented global facts.
However, for the LeLi ecosystem and Pakistan, there is an alternate universe – where facts are Hindu propaganda, Bollywood actresses are war trophies, and every film is a RAW psy-op.
They scream, “Modi made Dhurandhar!” Because the truth is that even some Pakistani journalists unmask the reality of their pro-crime and pro-terrorism socio-political doctrine. Pakistan creates decades of terror – this truth is too painful for their national self-esteem, already fragile due to holes in their runway and destroyed F-16s in the hangars thanks to Bharat’s Operation.
The irony is that by obsessing over Dhurandhar, they’ve made it a cultural phenomenon in Pakistan too.
Pakistani pseudo-intellectuals are crying. Pakistani anchors are screaming. Pro-Pakistan YouTubers are having emotional breakdowns. And Anuj Dhar is laughing all the way to the box office.
Because the loudest marketing team for Dhurandhar right now – is Pakistan itself – If It burns Pakistani hearts, then the filmmakers have told the unabashed truth!
